aboutme

Bonjour madame / monsieur!! Bienvenue à mon monde!!!

If we were to assume for a minute that we’re characters from the movie The Matrix, then our conversation would go something like…….

ME: At last!! Welcome, YOU. As you no doubt have guessed, I am ME.

YOU: It's an honor to meet you.

ME: No, the honor is mine. Please, come. Sit down. I imagine that right now you're feeling a bit like Alice, tumbling down the rabbit hole? Hmm?

YOU: You could say that.

ME: I can see it in your eyes. You have the look of a man/woman who accepts what he/she sees because he/she is expecting to wake up. Ironically, this is not far from the truth. Do you believe in fate, YOU?

YOU: No.

ME: Why not?

YOU: Because I don't like the idea that I'm not in control of my life.

ME: I know exactly what you mean. Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something. What you know you can't explain. But you feel it. You've felt it your entire life. That, there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is but it's there, like a splinter in your mind driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about?

YOU: seshasimha.com??!?!!

ME: :-) [A sardonic smile] Good!!

Cut to reality……………

May Day!! May Day!!! Now that is necessarily what must be going on in your mind right now! Finding yourself here must’ve been one of the most proficient tasks in your life! You’ll land up here only if your search criteria were `lame’, `disgusting’ or simply `dim-witted’. Seriously!!! What were you thinking when you clicked on the link to my website?!?!

Anyway! Now that I have you captive in total attention for the next few minutes [Yes! That's exactly the amount of time you'll need to go thro' the entire website], lemme walk you through the self induced complex equation that I call "My Life".

Hey! I'm Sesha Simha M V, Sesh to many and Seshu to few more. I live in Bangalore, in the state of Karnataka, India. I originally belong to the state of Andhra Pradesh, which consequently makes my mother tongue Telugu. I was born on the 13th of June, 1981 in Chennai once called Madras. I'm currently working with Cisco Systems, Inc, in Bangalore.

Essentially, I am your average South Indian guy with heaps of ambition and a bigger will to achieve all that. [All my friends MUST STOP LAUGHING!] I'd like to think that I am adaptable, restless, curious, expressive, scheming, conspiring, scattered, congenial yet nasty, unfocused and very talkative! I end up saying the first thing on my mind almost every single time. I like "driving on the other side of the road" except in my sexual orientation.

I dig movies, music and novels. Strongly believe in "Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday". I worry only about `today' and I don't care about tomorrow. And if the last few lines bored you then you have probably read them in my Orkut profile.